About Professor Tangent

If I have seen further, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
Sir Isaac Newton

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than in the one where they sprang up.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Learn from the mistakes of others - you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Martin Vanbee

What's a tangent?
Mathematically, a tangent is an angle's sine divided by its cosine. A graph of the tangent function starts at 0, increases to infinity, drops instantly to negative infinity, increases until it returns to 0, then starts all over again. A straight line touching the rim of a circle at only one point is also a tangent. All four sides of the blue squares in Professor Tangent's logo are tangents to the inner green circle, a pictorial representation of the professor's occasional tendency to "go off on a tangent". A "tan gent" is also what the cultured professor becomes after a few days of lounging on the beach.
The tangent function
Tangent Function
As the angle (represented by the X axis) approaches 90°, the value represented by the Y axis approaches infinity. This is called an asymptote. Just past 90°, there is another asymptote in the negative direction. What happens at exactly 90°? Like the concept of infinity, it's not defined precisely. We can only really know what happens as we get close - and we can get very close. It's kind of like filling pages with 9s - the number keeps getting bigger (and closer to infinity), but no amount of paper is sufficient to actually reach infinity. Learning is a similar process. You can keep gaining expert knowledge (and getting closer to knowing everything that might be known), but you'll never know everything (and can never be certain that there's nothing left to learn). Okum prefers the short version: "You don't know what you don't know."
Okum Taylor
A close friend of the professor, Okum Taylor lacks a rigorous academic background, but the professor respects Okum's abundant common sense, practical analysis and ability to simplify seemingly complex issues.
Who thinks up all this stuff?
Many people. Some of these ideas may be thousands of years old and are probably unattributable. Beyond that, why be concerned? If anything here isn't reasonable, convince us and we'll change it. If it is legitimate, crediting a particular individual won't make it any truer, and could diminish the contributions of others who may be unknown. Think of it as stone soup for the soul.
How we attribute quotes
Attributing quotes can be particularly troublesome and unreliable. Usually, there's no practical way to trace the ultimate source, or to know what the exact words really were. The professor selects quotes that are interesting, important, or clever on their own. If nothing else, an attribution means that we wish we could take the credit, but someone else thought of it first.
Stone soup
An old story with many variations
A wanderer came upon a small village, seeking shelter for the night. The villagers were very poor and suggested he keep moving because there was no food to spare. The wanderer wasn't the least bit concerned, and offered to make stone soup for everyone. As the villagers gathered, he built a fire and filled his huge pot with water. Everyone watched in amazement as he took a velvet bag from his pocket, removed a well-polished stone and ceremoniously dropped it into the boiling water. The stranger explained that the soup would be a bit thin as the stone was getting so old, but a few potatoes would give the soup more body. As one villager eagerly produced the potatoes, the wanderer mentioned that the king often eats stone soup with a bit of meat added. Another villager rushed home for some dried beef, anxious to taste this soup fit for a king. As the pot boiled, and the wanderer continued explaining ways to make the soup even better, the pot was soon filled with carrots, onions, cabbage, corn, mushrooms, herbs and spices. Years later, the villagers still spoke of the wondrous stone that made such delicious soup.